Cut Off at My Keys

   Drats!
Today I tried to call a friend.

At his work.
Got the automated operator.
Asked me for his extension - which I didn’t have.

Offered me a staff directory.

“Enter the name of the person I want.”
I typed in his name.
Nothing.

Tried again.

I know how to spell his name.
Entered the keys slowly.
Still nothing.

I hung up and called back.

Connected to the staff [...]

One Shoe, Two Shoes

Match set.
It was minutes before I needed to go downstairs to give a keynote.

Grabbed my speaking shoes out of my suitcase.
Gave them a quick look.
And almost threw up.

In my hands I had two shoes.

One black with a bronze swirl.
The other bronze with a lacy edge.
(Thankfully one for right foot; one for left.)

What’s a [...]

The Volunteer Who Gave Too Much

   What would you do?
Kevin was a first-time volunteer.

Helping with the chapter’s big holiday parade.
Assigned to the parade experience team.
Their job to make watching the parade fun.

Kevin was given an assignment.

Buy candy to throw at kids.
And jazzy buckets so folks saw the chapter name.
He had a specific budget to spend.

Kevin did a Google search.

Found a [...]

I’m 10 for 10 Today

   Surprised even myself!
Today was my 10th hour with Joy Queen of Torture.

My fitness trainer.
We started working out together late April.
Due to travel, it took until today to reach session #10.

Was it worth it?

I’m not down 43 pounds yet.
I have lost some inches.
And got a lot more sass.

Joy is a fabulous trainer.

She met me where [...]

Would I Lie to You?

   No.
I spent Thursday night in a hotel.

Upgraded to a junior suite.
Lovely rooms.
With a nice view.

Friday morning I woke up with bug bites on my face.

One right above my eye.
Another on my check.
A few on the arm I slept on.

GROSS!

Just what a need before I keynote.
And get blown up on big screens.
I was not a [...]

Do You Really Want ME to Attend?

   Or just my money?
Got an invitation this morning.

Via evite.
To a jewelry party.
At a woman’s home.

I don’t think I know her.

She didn’t tell me anything personal.
Except jewelry is on sale.
Her name is not familiar.

I clicked through to the evite invitation - just in case.

She had invited more than 700 people.
To her home!
I know it’s not big enough to [...]

The Great Water Experiment

   Curious? I am.
I’m testing the impact of water on me.

As you know, I’ve been working out like crazy.
Often in pain the next day.
My cousin challenged that I didn’t drink enough.

I had signs of dehydration.

And didn’t realize it.
I thought two cups of water was enough…
Two small funnel cups before and after working out.

Sarah challenged me [...]

A Very Painful Lesson Learned

   Why was I surprised?
I’ve been attending a seminar.

Four 12-hour days.
Sitting.
In a classroom.

For the first two days, I did the right thing.

Up at 5 AM.
An hour on the elliptical.
Before starting the daily marathon.

Day three was different.

Decided to sleep in a bit.
And talk with James.
(The time differences and long days made connecting hard.)

12 hours later, I could [...]

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