The $2,000 Dollar Question

   Do you trust me?
My answer?

No.
I like you lots.
And it’s still no.

Got a promotion today for a conference.

The focus is something I might be interested in.
The registration fee about $1,000.
Probably $2,000 with travel.

I go to the site for details and find only program titles.

Some are sort of snappy, but…
No speakers identified.
No learning objectives.

How am I [...]

Return of the Stupid Emails

   Inbox treasures.
The second and third email bugged me.

Same basic content.
Same call to action.
Same lack of interest from me.

Here’s the third email “John” sent me.
I hope you’ll forgive the intrusion, but I wanted to confirm you’d received my previous message. My company, XYZ, helps other companies turn paper documents into digital data to lower costs [...]

It’s Not Rocket Science

   It’s all about me.
Yesterday we grabbed lunch with a friend.

Decided to try a new restaurant.
Just opened.
No reviews yet.

The place was pretty empty.

We were greeted by the manager.
He offered a booth up front.
Told him we wanted a table.

He took us to the table in front of the kitchen window.

It wasn’t one of those fun, watch-the-kitchen [...]

A Line is Not Just a Line

At Disneyland.

I spent this week speaking at Disneyland.

Came in a day early.
As a snow precaution.
And to check out the park - my first time.

Disneyland is a pretty neat place.

A wealth of history.
Fascinating service.
And fun rides.

Also a ton of lines.

Long lines.
That may take more than an hour.
For an ride that may take less than five [...]

Stupidity in the Air

Is alive and well.
Yesterday I flew from Detroit to LA.

Five hours cooped up.
With two big talkers in front of me.
They talked nonstop.

Usually I can ignore those folks.

However forgot my ear plugs.
So was forced to listen.
And listen and listen.

I learned many things…

Their boss is an idiot.
John is stealing from the company.
Their call center needs to [...]

My Funny Valentine

   We did it our way.
Commercial pressure says Valentine’s Day needs to be special.

Roses.
Jewelry.
Good wine and more.

James and I are not big into doing what we are supposed to do.

Instead we planned dinner and a movie.
Then shifted to lunch and a movie.
Then ran out of time.

Buzzed by Taco Bell for a quick bite before the [...]

A Cookie by Any Other Name…

   What do you think?
I’m still not sure how to be…

Ticked off?
Laughing my head off?
Sick to my stomach?

On Tuesday afternoon, I got the munchies.

We have a “Cynthia space” in our cupboard.
I keep healthy snacks there.
That won’t give me a sugar crash.

I noticed some new cookies.

James had gone shopping while I was gone.
They looked good.
And were in [...]

Snowy Kind of Math

   1 + 1 = 3?
It’s been a snowy kind of week.

DC is getting blasted with a second major storm.
Government has shut down again.
Folks still digging out from round one.

Ann Arbor got about 8 inches of snow last night.

Schools all closed.
By 7:30 AM the snow plows were on our streets.
We just have the driveway to [...]

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